Don’t Buy Colorful Erasers Online
CAUTION: Read ahead at your own risk!
Why erasers are called erasers? Was it a wise man who knew eraser was something meant to erase? Or was it some old sick guy named ‘Eraser’ living in some town who could rub and delete people? Doesn’t that sound interesting? Yes it does (I know you said No; the city is full of intelligent people). Erase your memory about the meaning of erase and imagine a world where no silly drunkard writers (like me) are sitting and writing about erasers. Rather a world where Eraser (the sick guy!) is selling Eraser (the actual eraser), without anyone knowing that it means to erase. Let Eraser (please don’t ask again; it the guy) shout out loud to his villagers – “Buy Erasers Online. And anyone who doesn’t will be erased from the world forever. Buy coloured, non dust, fruit erasers online or I can erase you in red and no one will see. Come on and buy faber castell dust free erasers.
I know no one understood a word above. But, I’m glad you could read and come this far, only to know what happened ahead; and I love you for this.